The blog formerly about a daily dose of mostly Minnesota sports rants and raves with a sprinkling of general sports commentary and a pinch of jaded-malaise regarding the world around us

June 23, 2009

The Dose: Yeah, it's been a while, get over it.

1. Anyone else feel like the Twins haven't won in a while? That Astro's series was lame time. The Brewer series could be much needed. Oh and see this.

2. LH - I'm still totally serious about making a documentary of your try out. They're going on right now. Next time you're in town, we're going to Les Thurs field in BC and getting that circle-change of yours in working order.

3. Fire up for Favre time, word is they equipment manager got the green light to make his jersey up. The fact that I know that only reinforces my "distraction" theory. Can't think about it right now. Head hurt. Me need thing-that-make-headache-go-away.

4. I like the shake up going on with the Woofies. LH - analysis please.

5. It is hot here. Minnesota hot-ass, steamy June day. 100 on the Heat Index, whatever that is. Me likey.

June 18, 2009

Actually pretty funny...


Check out this link. Gotta give those sconnies props for having a sense of humor about it all. Read the comments section for a few LOL moments.

June 17, 2009

The Reign of McHale is finally over....

I know the T-wolves aren't followed with much passion on this blog (deservedly so, for their ineptness), but I wanted to express some relief that McHale is finally gone. The ironic thing is that I think he was a decent coach. I know he was well liked by his players, and he was seemingly getting people on board before Jefferson blew out his knee last year. I believe the problem was more that he didn't (still doesn't) have the right pieces to work with, but of course, who is the single most person responsible having no true point guard, 15 athletic tweeners- instead of a real shooting guard and a starting front court that measures no more than 6'8"?
That's right kids. McHale made awful GM decisions... just awful. He should have been fired years ago for putting this franchise in the predicament that it currently is in- again, he was just awful.

On another note, getting back to our favored Twins.. here's an article on Young that I thought was interesting- kind of a contrast to Reusse's that Jan posted the other day http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/notebook?page=bbtn. I think I'm on board with Gammon's assessment- call me an optimist, but I think what he said makes a lot more sense than Reusse- I certainly respect his baseball opinion more.

June 15, 2009

The Circle Is Complete

Gents - I had a chance to meet up with LH briefly on Saturday after the game, so now we all know each other. LH, thanks for the text; sorry I had to guzzle a beer and run, but my presence was demanded for late afternoon at home since I was going to miss the day yesterday. Glad we got at least a brief chance to chat, and I hope your flight back to LA was uneventful yesterday.

Sorry to all for jinxing us at Wrigley yesterday, but I see at least three reasons it's not my fault we didn't sweep:

1. As BG noted in a text, that lineup, with no Span, no Cuddyer, and no Crede, "sucks nuts."
2. Speaking of, was Crede totally unavailable today? At at least two different points in the last three innings, he would have been a nice PH insert. I'd think if Gardy needed to give him a day off in the series, then with Harden and Wells going the first two days, he'd pick one of those instead of taking him out against a lefty.
3. If Tolbert's going to play, why on Earth is he batting leadoff? I'd rather have Punto there, for crying out loud. Harris is hitting a hundred points higher and probably has 150 points of OBP over Tolbert. He is totally clueless at the plate. Lilly was blowing 87 MPH fastballs by him like it was me up there.
4. Likewise, Crede catches at least one, if not both of those balls in the 9th. He also definitely does not let Lee slide in under him or drop the throw on the play at third.
5. Crain should not be on the roster, much less on the hill. Not to mention Nathan had fully warmed up in the 8th. I know you'd rather not use him three days in a row unless it's a save situation, but bringing in Crain to pitch in that high stress a situation is throwing in the towel. Ayala pitched a perfect 8th in about 10 pitches, too - why take him out?
6. I like our chances with two on, one out and Mauer and Morneau up in the 9th. Couldn't ask for much more than that. Justin's officially in a slump; he hit about two solid balls in this series.

Other notes:

- F.O.B. Lucas when Gomez stole third: "It doesn't really matter, though, with two outs." Me after Punto bunts for a single: "Really? Welcome to Twins baseball!" Lucas: "The Cubs have never had two guys on the team that could pull that off." I pointed out that that's the sort of thing that routinely gives Hawk Harrelson a heart attack, so the Cubs aren't alone.

- Gomez both kept us in it with his bat, and cost us the first run through fear of the brick wall. I'll forgive that one, though. We had no ability to manufacture much yesterday, so he swung for the fences and cleared them when no one else could. Wind was steady from center - Fukudome should have had two dingers but got none, so Gomez smoked that ball that went out.

- Delmon is completely lost. At some point, does he hit bottom and start asking the coaching staff for help? He needs to start all over again. That play in the ninth was not his fault, though - he was playing prevent a double defense and the ball died in the grass in shallow left. He made a strong and accurate throw that Tolbert plain dropped.

June 10, 2009

Happy Birthday to Me

Yes, it's my birthday and for one day out of the year I am king of the world.

Lowlights of the birthday so far:

1. As the clock struck midnight last night I was tossing and turning. I knew the Twins were up 9-0 or something so what could go wrong? I flipped over to FSN to watch Baker pitch a complete game shut out when . . . what the F! Nathan gets a save? Honestly.

2. A friend and I were going to play 18 this morning. My friend bailed. I played. My friend is lame. Note: get new friend.

3. The Favre drama continues. Chilly called in to KFAN this morning and said the deadline thing never happened. What distraction?

4. It's rainy and about 65 right now.

5. I'm 35 today & I am unemployed.

Highlights

1. I played 18 holes of golf this morning.

2. My daughter is a happy little girl and here for my 35th birthday.

3. I'm not sitting at a cube or desk in front of a computer screen in a job/career that I have tried to convince myself is what "I should be doing" when I really want to scream out loud "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

June 9, 2009

First Look at our Newest Twin

http://www.purplerow.com/2009/2/6/750452/draft-profile-kyle-gibson

6"6" 210 pitcher out of Missouri... other than a fractured right arm (so you're saying there's a chance), he's apparently well though of...

Current Chuck G. MN Sports Happiness Meter Reading:

4, trending downward. 3 is on the horizon with another Twins series loss and the general Vikes angst. If we sign Favruh, I think we hit a 2 for the first time in a while.

So, how's that road-swing treatin' ya?

It's good I'm too tired to care when the game starts out West because what a big poop the Twins are taking right now. This team needs a big pair of balls right now, I'm guessing that Sam Cassell wants out of SacTown and would gladly enter the Twins clubhouse to help out if he can (for a price.)

June 8, 2009

Everyone Ready for A Season off from Rooting for The Vikings?

Apparently, it's all over but the press conference now. Talk about a no-win situation as a fan.

June 5, 2009

Bomb Squad

That was fun yesterday. Kubel's 2nd was a bullet to the football press box. Fun to see a team with some power. Honestly, I don't remember this many dongs at the Dome since the Gopher's got crushed by Iowa to end the season (nuk, nuk.) Because it wasn't televised the highlights on the local news were provided by "Domevision" - can we at least keep that as part of Target Field?

June 2, 2009

.185 AVG, 18RBIs,1 HR, 33H, .570OPS thru 178ABs...

who is the proud owner of this line?

Nick Punto?..... no (but good guess, his are actually worse)

Adam Everett?... again, good guess, but no. (somehow that guy is hitting .284 this year)