Football Gods to LOSBW: Get Some.

We're just taunting you now. Nothing to say, really. Pretty much just bored.

Oh hey. While we've got you, did you like us throwing Favre out there? Pretty awesome, right? That sprain healing up in 12 hours? Basically, medically impossible. What a comeback. Even for us -- What an inspiring showing of resilliance. Man, that must have Gotten your juices flowing for a small but meaningful story line in an otherwise meaningless game. We figured that, in the very least, we owed you that after everything we put you through. What a way to go out for an NFL legend who turned his back on his heritage for his longtime bitter rival. What a storyline. Just protect that shoulder and tough it out one last time, so you can make your final walk off that field as a returning hero on national television .

Oh, wait. We've been watching the DVR'd game. We turned it off after the first five minutes and all the Favre comeback hype. Just catching up. Did he reinjure that shoulder? Hold on. We need to rewind that. Oh, no! That was a completely unrelated, but career ending concussion. Whoops. Didn't see that coming, did you, bitches?

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