FTLOSBW to Football Gods: Now or Never

Dear Football Gods,

On the eve's eve of the Super Bowl, we respectfully submit to you our final plea to make our national nightmare end with the Steelers winning their 7th title on Sunday. Like all faithful followers we have endured your tests of will which culminated in what was (emotionally) the worst season in Vikings history. It's now or never, Football Gods, make us believe in your compassion and while you're at it feel free to see to it that Aaron Rodgers, that hippy Clay Matthews, and any other of the Packers starters end their careers on Sunday with crippling injuries (not that they should be life threatening or anything just the type that doesn't let them play football ever again.)

Thanks in advance,
FTLOSBW Editorial Board

"Oh Football Gods!"