Prediction Segment - Snows in Hotlanta v. RTS
1. RTS and family have been "snowed in" for days and don't see any way out because they have never had to buy a shovel.
2. RTS has used kitchen salt to break up the ice on his driveway because he has never had to buy rock salt sold in 20 lb bags.
3. RTS has had to wear up to 4 sweatshirts at once because he no longer owns a "heavy coat" since he moved south of the Mason/Dixon.
4. RTS slipped in his driveway and almost comically gave himself a compound fracture in his right femur but somehow employed cat-like reflexes and caught his balance at the last second while yelling the holiest of holy F bombs. RTS thought he was alone but unbeknownst to RTS the act was witnessed by a 7 year old girl who promptly ran home and told her mom what "Old Man RTS" next door said to which the little girl's mother replied "Old Man RTS is harmless . . . oafish but harmless."
5. The Atlanta Dome will collapse. RTS will not be involved.
1 Comments:
I still have my winter coat and snow shovel. My daughter has snow pants and boots. However, this city was not prepared. I live in Cobb County. I do not know how big it is, but it certainly could use more than the 12 plows, salt and sand trucks that they own. That is not 12 of each but 12 all combined. As a result this is my first day at work. The schools are still closed, which means 3 straight snow days. I know for a fact that is more than we had in all of HS.
January 12, 2011 at 2:10 PM
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