What does your favorite NFC North team say about you?

What does your favorite NFC North Team say about you?

Detroit Lions- Life was not supposed to be this unfair. Your house was just foreclosed on, the flashy Ford Taurus you bought 10 years ago is now a rusted piece of crap and you would do anything to move to somewhere better like Cleveland. College was never a thought for you. Had it been, you would be rooting for Michigan, Michigan St or any of the directional schools and not give two sh*ts about the Lions. If you had been able to make it out of state you would have dumped the Lions and adopted that city’s team.

Green Bay Packers- Oh cripes you hate those simple yokels from Minnesota. The greatest vacation you took as a kid was to Chicago to watch the Brewers play the White Sox. One of your family trips to Mount Rushmore / Wall Drug is second. Your favorite clothes are sweats and you would have been into Zubaz if they had not come out of Minnesota. Your favorite college basketball team is Duke. Wisconsin sucked when you were growing up, so you jumped on Duke’s bandwagon. Of course you only care about basketball at tournament time, at any other time it interferes with a hunting season. You are 50 lbs overweight.

Chicago Bears- The world revolves around you, your team and your city. You were born there and you will die there. Why would anyone want to live anywhere else? Regardless of being white collar or blue collar you and your friends are loud and obnoxious. You can win any argument with a reference to the Bulls 6 titles or the 85 Bears. If you actually live in the city of Chicago, you think that suburban people are posers. If you live in the city you actually like Old Style, but if you live in the suburbs you just drink it to look cool. If you are Italian you want people to think that you are connected.

Minnesota Vikings- The Vikings, like a cold Minnesota winter, have built your character and made you stronger. You are not as much of a loud mouth as the other fans in the NFC North, but you hate them as much as they hate you. You really hate those Wisconsin pecker heads that have come over for jobs. If you could break out of your Minnesota nice mold, you would slap the fat b*tch from HR that wears her Favre jersey on casual Fridays. You enjoy the fact that people think the state is full of hicks. The perception keeps them out so that you can enjoy the high standard of living without having to share. After a trip to Chicago, you really would like to have a good slice of Pizza; Davanni’s just does not cut it anymore. While you act like you will not be disappointed when the Vikings let you down, you really believe that this will be your year every year.