Vikes v. Bears - The Collective Crap in our Pants

Yes, I am going to comment on the f'ing game, I know we have all given up but after a snowstorm on Saturday knocked out our power (only got it back on this morning) we spent the rest of the weekend with my in-laws which meant I had ample time to take in the game. I actually watched until there were 8 minutes left in the 4th quarter, it would have been a waste of time but there wasn't much else going on for me so . . .

Game Notes:

1. Note to Leslie Frazier: Dude, our four man rush doesn't work like it did last year. Blame it on Cedric Griffith going down or whatever but how about a blitz at some point during the first half yesterday? Side note to the front four: You're terrible this year. Kevin, act like you care. Pat, once in a while collapse the pocket, please. Jared, grow that mullet back, we're not paying you to be a pussy. Ray, you look like the best of all of them but still you're showing why the Vikes didn't give you a huge extension like you wanted.

2. Note to special teams: All year you play solid and then this? So maddening it's unreal. It's Devon Hester, tackle him like anyone else.

3. Note to whoever is calling the offense (Brad? Darrell? Brett?): Here's the deal, we all know Sidney isn't out there and Moss ain't walking back through that door and Berrian is the most overpaid wideout in the league but you still NEED to throw it downfield and give the impression that we might be going deep once in a while. I get it, it was windy, then why did Cutler look like Montana? Sidenote: Camarillo, drop another touchdown pass assface and I cut you, and I mean with a knife not from the roster. Double sidenote: Berrian, I read you defended yourself by saying you're a tough guy who plays hurt a lot but know one knows about those times, well yesterday was one of those days to play hurt. Suck it up.

4. Note to whoever is calling the offense part deux: We have AP. I don't care about no 9 guys in the box, we have AP. Put it on his back, he wants it.

5. Note to ownership: I love you Zygi, I really do. You do everything I would as an owner, you spend money, you take risks on free agents, you want to win. I think you're gonna get your stadium too which makes me happy. But you didn't do one thing yesterday I would have which is catch Chilly as he is walking off the field and fire him right then and there and tell him to take the millions you're still paying him and buy his own f'ing ticket home. There is no room for losers on my ship.

6. Note to Favre: Bow out gracefully. End the streak. It looks like you're trying to do that (read here.) We made the deal with the devil and it has blown up on us so please take your lovely wife and your cellphone with your penis pictures on it and go home. Quit. Just go away. I'd rather see TJac and Joe Webb run some hybrid of the Wildcat as it would be waaaay more entertaining.

7. Note to FTLOSBW: We're 3 and 6 and going nowhere. Deal with it. I want two things from the rest of this year, one is a win over the Packers next Sunday. Long shot I know. And two, I'd like to see someone break Cutler's jaw when we play them later this year in the dome.