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December 11, 2009

David McIntyre to RTS - "Ho, Ho, Ho"

2 Comments:

Blogger RedTigerShark said...

I just need some time to write the letter to the higher ups. I could not help but notice that Walgreens no longer carries Gemmy products.

December 11, 2009 at 1:25 PM

 
Blogger drinkingtommykramer said...

RTS- David McIntyre is at some Gemmy Christmas party right now in his Mens Wearhouse suit with a short sleeve button down, sipping a vodka and sprite and reading your email and laughing his ass off with his other Gemmy phonebank friends. They are mocking you and how helpless you are against their refusal to care. They are taking turns describing your wife laughing at you struggle to put together their blow up santa and then watching your children cry because daddy ruined christmas. One of them tells of how he put an angry customer on mute while the whole office acted out masturbating into their face. Finally, they send an office blast email with "Check this out: Gemmy 1. Chuck Gehring 0" as the subject. So, the question i have for you is, WWRTSD? In the spirit of christmas, I think you need to do what Jesus would do and destroy his life and career.

December 12, 2009 at 7:32 AM

 

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