New Things I Am Going to Put on My Resume
I am getting my resume together to not apply for jobs. Suggestions? Here are some of the things I want to work in:
- Participated in 12.5 % reduction in workforce at corporate offices of $35 billion electronics retailer
- Member, Golfsmith USGA Handicap Service, 2008 to present
- Registered Author, Writer's Guild of America, West
- Certificate of Attendance, Minnesota Twins, Final Home Game, 2009
- State of Minnesota Class C Machinery Operators License - Scored 100 out of 100 on Class C Operators Examination, June 1991
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- Founder of non profit blog FTLOSBW
- Demotivatioal speaker specializing in removing people from the work force
-once served as an an ambassador to the Blake school on a field trip to the Orpheum (they used to tell us before every field trip "remember when we go on field trips you are acting as ambassadors for the school" like what we did would break the stereo type of over priviledged rich kids)
-Cut finger and bled purple and white
-managed a stock portfolio worth thousands
-Film maker, dreamer, lover
November 27, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Played a key role in a multi-million dollar medical research program at a major institution of Higher learning by successfully assisting principals in the extermination and mutilation of over 45 pigs. (1990)
Awarded lines of credit at over 5 Major American financial institutions.
3 time recipient of Valued Customer Award - Pier One Imports. (2005-2008)
Grant Recipient - Awarded several grants for unclaimed winnings totalling over three million dollars U.S. by the Royal Family of Nigeria (unclaimed and pending)
November 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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