Arlen Specter for President
War in "the Iraq and such"....... sure, but what if the Patriots cheated?
Potential for horrendous devastation in Myanmar, on top of what has already occurred.... yeah, but what if the Patriots cheated?
Hundreds of thousands in China killed, and the U.S. has pledged $500K in aid.... not much, I know, but seriously, what if the Patriots cheated?
$125 for a barrel of oil; $4 for a gallon of gas, rice, corn, wheat, bread, cheese among various other food prices soaring, foreclosure rate at an all time high... but what if the Patriots cheated?
I'm thinking about moving to PA, just so this brillant man can represent me.
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Honestly, I cannot believe the government is involved in this (sort of like the Clemens hearing). At least the baseball hearings involved something illegal! This spygate stuff is like congress calling Gardy and Punto in to testify about stealing signs. C'mon.
That said, I think Belichick is one of the slimiest d-bags on the planet and I'm huge patriot-hater, so I like seeing them backpedal on TV...let's just let the NFL handle it. Even if Goodell is destroying evidence, it's really an internal NFL matter - he can do whatever he wants.
May 14, 2008 at 7:18 PM
BG - laughed out loud at the Gardy/Punto 'stealing signs' - great idea for a SNL skit.
LH - if you focus on the negative things going on in the world it will overwhelm you and make you sad. Therefore let's use "Spectervision" (I am trademarking that) and focus on unimportant things going on in the world. Like why can't we go back to talking about Janet Jackson's boob and Ashlee Simpson lip syncing? I know those happened like 4 years ago but why won't someone think of the children?
May 14, 2008 at 10:16 PM
We need a good war to get people focused on what is really important. It has to be longer than the invasion of Grenada, less messy than Iraq and that shows us as a clear winner. Can we take out the American Indian tribes once and for all?
May 15, 2008 at 8:08 AM
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