I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Only aware of the situation b/c my f-i-l, big Colts fan, is in town and mentioned this A.M. that Indy won last night. I presume you all are aware of the potentially huge implications here: if the Colts beat Jacksonville next Sunday, which would seem a very good possibility given they're now apparently on a hot streak and the Jags blow, and the Vikes lose out, WE WIN THE ANDREW LUCK SWEEPSTAKES.

St. Louis is still in the running, too, but apparently the draft order tiebreaker is reverse-order strength of schedule. Right now the Vikes' schedule has been tougher, but the Rams close with Pittsburgh and San Fran and should leapfrog us.

Ergo, Colts win one more to get to 3-13, we lose both to finish at 2-14, and St. Louis either wins one to finish 3-13 or loses both but their schedule jumps us in difficulty = first pick in the draft, bitches. Trade that shit for a pile of picks and (a) stock up on defensive players and (b) reverse the Herschel Walker karma forever.