Twins All-Star Break 2010 Analysis

Thoughts? 10 years ago we would all be high-fiving about being 3.5 games out. This isn't 10 years ago.

1. Rotation - Shaky like a big girl in heels. Pavano is our ace. Carl Pavano. I think that Rick Anderson needs to find a new way to communicate with these guys or he has got to go. As my father-in-law said "I've never seen a group of guys hang their heads more than Baker, Slowey, and Blackburn." It's true. How about a little fight, start channeling your inner Jack Morris.

2. Offense - Somethings wrong with Joe. He's hurt. I think we all know how I feel about Cuddy so I won't even get into why we continue to bat him 5th over DYoung. Speaking of DYoung, Souhan had an article saying we should trade him now. Really Jim Souhan? For what, Roy Oswalt? C'mon.

3. Defense - Lackluster.

4. Stadium - the best.

So there you have it. We're fans of an underachieving team with the most powerful lineup we've seen in years and the weakest starting rotation this side of LH getting the nod during his little league days that we get to watch in an awesome ballpark.

My prediction: We win the division by 4 games. Yes, I am a rube.