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November 16, 2007

People of the Land of Oz v. Dorothy Gale

The People of Winkie County in the Land of Oz do hereby charge one Dorothy Gale of Kansas, USA with murder in the first degree.

Charges –

Count: 1
Charge: Murder in the First Degree – Intent, with malice and premeditation

In Violation of: 609.19, Subd. 1(1)

Maximum Penalty: Life Imprisonment

On or about June 6, 1939, in the Winkie County in the Land of Oz, Defendant DOROTHY GALE, DOB: May 4, 1923, caused the death of Elphaba a.k.a the “Wicked Witch of the West” (‘WWofW’) with malice and premeditation.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jan said...

This was the discussion that originally sparked my interest in setting up this whole bloggity blog thing. I saved the e-mail chain and want to write it up in the form of what the idictment would look like. We'll see.

November 16, 2007 at 4:09 PM

 

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