Biggest Guilty Pleasure Song

I am willing to absolutely humiliate myself for this blog in an attempt to spark conversation. I am going to throw down my biggest guilty pleasure song. I hope you guys will follow with your own. I guess if someone threw Tubthumping or Right Said Fred out there, those would qualify. But I am really looking for that song that will make me spit out my drink when I read it. Something that is off the beaten path of fluff. I think my song is of that caliber. Are you ready? I might have built this up too much. Anyway, here goes:

Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot. I actually purchased this and have it on my iPod. This is completely out of my wheelhouse compared to what I normally listen to. Maybe all those car rides to Cleveland listening to Neil Diamond had a role in my liking of this poor man's version of the Jewish Elvis. The song is actually hilarious if you think about it. Whose ass is Gordon Lightfoot going to kick? I certainly would not stay away from his woman based on his threat of "I better take care." A good skit for Robot Chicken would be Lightfoot threatening Diamond after he just made sweet love to his woman.

Lightfoot: "Hey Diamond, I can see her lyin' back in her satin dress, in a room where ya do what you don't confess. Sundown you better take care if I find you been creepin' round my back stair."

Diamond: "And what the fuck are you going to do about it, you Canadian?"

Lightfoot: "She don't always say what she really means."

Diamond: "Oh she told me alright, told me all night long. Let's just say she was not Forever in Blue Jeans."

Lightfoot: Rolls up one sleeve. "Getting lost in her love was your first mistake."

Diamond: "It definitely did not feel like a mistake. I might write a song about her, Sweet Caroline."

Lightfoot: Rolls up the other sleeve. "She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feeling mean. Sometimes I think it is shame when I get feelin' better when I am feelin' no pain."

Diamoind: "Alright enough is enough Gordo. Back off or you will be feeling some serious pain. I will wreck you like the Edmund Fitzgerald."

Lightfoot takes a step forward and is immediately dropped with a straight right. He crumples to the ground. As he lies there, Diamond gives him a gratuitous shot over the head with an acoustic guitar.